1. lets
start with a funny one. just copy the below code and paste it to your web
browser address bar and press enter..
javascript:function
Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0;
j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); }
} }} Shw(6)
To learn some more Java web
browser tricks follow this hub
2. do you know how to make
a folder without a name? is it possible? oh yea it is possible. just try it
out..
# Click the folder, then right
click on it, then click rename and delte the old name.
# Then pressing ALT button from your keyboard and
type 0160 after that press enter.
Important think to notice - you have to type by holding the ALT button, don't stop pressing and while
you will type 0160 it will not appear.You should continue
typing and then press enter. Another important thing is that you have to type
the code (0160) by your numpad. If you type the code from the upper number key
it won't work. So, make sure your Numpad key is on.
3. Now I am gonna show you how to make your pc faster than
before. I can make your pc about 200% faster. To make you PC faster than before
please folow the steps
# Go to start then click run and then type regedit
#
Select HKEY_CURRENT_USER and then select control panel
folder and then select desktop folder. Do it correctly
# You
will see registry setting at your right hand side, after that
select menu show delay and then right
click and select modify.
# you
will find edit string option -----> default
value data is 400 ,
you have to change the value Data to 000
# Restart your computer. You will notice
that your computer has become much more faster.
(Note :
This will help you to start your computer start quickly, to increase the
overall performance please follow my another hub Make
your computer faster and cleaner
4. Check your antivirus: you can test your anti virus is
it working or not. Just follow my instruction:
# open a wordpad or note pad and save this.
X50!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
save it
as eicar.com . while doing this your anti-virus
should stop you. its not harmful either but if the anti virus is active it will
warn you. if it does not then your anti virus is good for nothing .
5. Forbidden
name trick: Do you know you it is not possible make a folder
with the name "con"
? No matter how many times you try to make a folder with the name Con you won't be able to make it. I don't
know the reason.
6. Strange
font: Open your notepad and increase the font size to 72 , then change the the font to "Windings" . Now
write your name in Capital later and look what you see there ?
Surprised?
7. Super
Desktop pranks: Take a screen shot of your desktop (by clickingSysRq button) and then paste the image to paint and save it as Jpeg
imageformat . Then open the image of your desktop and make it
your desktop wallpaper. Now hide all the icons from your desktop (Right click > arrange icons by >
Hide desktop icon) . Also unlock the taskbar.
Now your desktop will look like exactly same like before but everyone will be
fooled whenever they try to click any icon. You can do this trick on your
friends computer and enjoy the fun show :)
8. Microsoft
word tricks: Just open your microsoft word and then type=Rand(200,99) then press enter. Enjoy the
magic
I am feeling very sleepy. I hope my hub was
useful to you at some sense. Please post your feedback about the Hub and help
me to improve it.
* I
have started a new blog and trying to write some useful tips for readers, you
can visit my blog if you want,
9) Funny Web Browser
shaking tricks
A funny tricks by
which you can shake the browser. But in some browser like Google chrome , Opera
it doesn't work. Try it in internet explorer and just enjoy the shaking of your
browser
To shake your browser
just copy the following Java script and paste it to your browser address bar
and press enter
javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 40; i
> 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--)
{self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }}
Shw(6)
here you can change
the shaking rate by editing (i=40) you can give i=100 then it will shake more
faster or if you gave less amount it will shake slower. Hope you will enjoy it
10) Funny java script
tricks flip all of your browser picture
Now, i will show you a
java code by which you can have fun by moving all the pictures from your web
page. You can do this trick when you will get bored or show some one something
new. But remember this code may not work in some browser . Try this code
internet explorer or Mozilla Firefox or Google chrome. To do this trick at
first open a website where plenty of pictures are available. Or juts a search
images in a search engine or in hub page.. When your browser finishes the
loading just paste the code to your web address bar and have fun ..the code is
:
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24;
x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;
DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function
A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute';
DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px";
DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5);
void(0);
To stop this effect
just refresh the page everything will be fine.
You can experiment
with the numbers in this java script to find something new. Learning Java is
not so easy but having fun with it is easier. Hope you will like this trick.
Thanx for reading
lets start our computer tricks mission,
11) Use Monoface to make funny faces and have
fun. Go to Monofaceand create faces by just clicking on it .
Don't blame me if you freak out of yourself at the 1st time
12) Multiple user login in yahoo Massager without any
software or patch: You can login to to yahoo messenger with
multiple user ID without any software or patch. You just have to do a simple
Task. First click Start menu and then click run, then type regedit and then press enter. A box
will appear now from the box navigate HKEY_CURRENT_USER , then from the list select SOFTWARE , then from the software select YAHOO , then from Yahoo select PAGER , then from Pager select TEST.
Now right click on the TEST and then click Dword
value. In the right side you will notice a new folder appears,
Rename it as Plural. Thendouble click it then select decimal and give the
value 1 in the value
box and click OK.
That's it now try to login in yahoo messenger with multiple ID. (you will find
this tricks as the most useful trick )
13) Watch
Star wars Movie in your PC :
Do you know you can watch Star wars Text movie from your computer. To watch it
click the start button then click Run
.Type telnet in run. You will find DOS black
screen. in the black screen of Dos , type o and click enter and again type towel.blinkenlights.nl and click enter . That's it, the text
movie will begin, wait for few seconds and enjoy it . :)
14) Watch Videos on megavideo without any time limit:
We often get annoyed when we watch an online movie in Megavideo and suddenly
after 72 minutes it interrupts. To avoid this problem first copy the video link
of megavideo and thenClick here . Then past the link to this website and
enjoy the movie without any interruption.
15.Make an invisible Folder:
In my previous Hubs i have told you how to make a folder without any names. Now
i am going to show you how to make a complete invisible folder to your desktop.
You can surprise people by doing this trick. At first you have to make the
folder without any name. So first the folder then right click and click rename
, remove
the name (by backspace or delete button) , hold in that position. Be
sure your numlock is on, if
not then make it on. Now press and hold ALT button and type 0160 (remember you must have to hold
ALT button and typw the code from the num pad must, it won't
appear in the screen) . When you complete typing the code, release ALT and press enter . you will see
a folder without no name. At first try it will be difficult for you to acquire
the whole tricks but eventually you will get it right. So try , apology if i
failed to make you understand .
Now the
second part is easy, you just have to make the folder invisible. To do that
select the folder, right click go to properties , click customize
, then
clickChange icon and then you will find many
icons available, slowly search for a icon that doesn't show, i mean an
invisible icon totally blank, select and then apply .
Thats it, The invisible folder is ready,
You can also make it invisible without removing the name. Then only name will
appear without the folder
16. On-Screen
Keyboard: Ohk this is the most simple trick, in fact it is not
a trick. It's for those who yet hasn't heard about it. Sometimes you may need
to type something urgently but if you found that your keyboard is not working
what you will do? You simple just click Start, then clickall programs , then accessories , thenaccessibility and then click on-screen
key board . Thats
it, you can type through the mouse only.
17.Create Shutdown,log off, or hibernate
shortcut key: Sometimes we get too lazy and we need some easier
way to do our work. Lets create shortcut key to shutdown our computers. At
first right click on your desktop free space then click new and select
shortcut. A box will appear and type the following word exactly shutdown -r -t
0 . then click ok. A new shortcut folder will be created and you can shut down
your computer immediately . For log off or stand by copy the following :
Restart: shutdown -r -t 0
Logoff: shutdown -l -t 0
Hibernate: rundll32.exe PowrProf.dll,
SetSuspendState Hibernate
18.SYSTEM PERFORMANCE IN CREASE UPTO 60%
Whenever
you start your computer, you are faced with a few moments of thumb twiddling
while Windows XP boots and prompts you to log on. Although you should expect
to wait for a few moments, sometimes Windows XP seems to boot rather slowly.
In fact, you may notice that over a period of time the PC that used to roar
to life seems a bit sluggish instead. Fortunately, you can perform several
techniques that help Windows XP get the bootup speed you want. This chapter
explores how to put these techniques to work.
Some of the things may already have been discussed in some threads earlier |
Stopping
Unneeded Startup Services
Along with the core operating system and programs that Windows XP runs when it starts, there is also a host of services involved. Many of these services are necessary for Windows XP to operate correctly. However, many of them are for features in Windows XP that you may not use at all. You can peruse the services and disable any service that you do not want to run. The fewer services that run, the more quickly Windows XP will boot. Caution: Exercise caution when stopping services. If you do not know what a service does or are unsure of the ramifications of stopping the service, leave it alone. Some services are critical to Windows XP's operations, so make sure you understand what the service is before you disable it. To reduce the number of services that start on bootup, you can access two different areas of Windows XP. The first is the System Configuration Utility. The Services tab shows you the services that start when the computer boots. You can stop a service from starting by simply clearing the check box next to the service and clicking OK. However, before you do so, there is another way to disable services that you may prefer because the interface gives you more information about the service in question. Open Control Panel/Administrative ToolsServices or else select Start/Run, type services.msc, and click OK. Either way, you see the Services console. I prefer to use the Services console instead of the System Configuration Utility because it describes what the service does. Additionally, you can double-click a service and examine its properties. Notice the Startup Type column in Figure 4-2. This information lists whether the service is automatic or manual. Manual services are only started in Windows XP when you start a process that requires the service. Some other process may require the service that has a "dependency" relationship with it; in this case, the dependency service will start, as well. Because these services do not start automatically when you boot Windows XP, you do not need to do anything with manual services. However, all services listed as automatic start when Windows XP boots. These are the services that increase boot time. As I have mentioned, many of them are necessary and important, so you should not stop automatic services from booting unless you are sure of the ramifications. You can get this information by looking at the Description column. Here's a quick look at common services you may want to live without:
DNS
Client: If
you are not on a network, you do not need this service. If you are, leave it
alone.
Error Reporting and Event Log: You don't have to use these services but they can be very helpful, so I would leave them configured as automatic. Fax: If you don't use your computer for fax services, you can disable this one. Help and Support: If you never use the Windows XP Help and Support Center (found on the Start menu), you can disable this service. IMAPI CD-Burning COM: This service enables you to burn CDs on your computer. If you never burn CDs, you can disable the service. Indexing Service: Your computer keeps an index of files but if you rarely search for files, the service is just a resource hog. You can stop it and turn the service to manual. Windows Firewall/Internet Connection Sharing: If you do not use these features, you can disable them. Infrared Monitor: If you do not use infrared devices, you can disable this service. Messenger: This service sends alert messages on a local area network (it is not the same as Windows Messenger). If you are not on a network, you can disable this service. Print Spooler: If you do not do any printing from the computer, you can disable this service. If you print, make sure you leave it as automatic. Remote Registry: This service allows remote users to modify the Registry on your computer. If you are not on a network, you can disable this service. System Restore Service: This service allows you to use System Restore. If you have turned off System Restore anyway, you do not need to turn off the service. If you do, you turn off System Restore. Themes: If you do not use themes, you can disable this service. Windows Image Acquisition: If you do not use scanners or digital cameras, you can disable this service. Wireless Zero Configuration: If do not use wireless networking devices, you can disable this service.
However,
manual configuration allows the service to be started when you find it
necessary, thus speeding up your boot time. However, before you change a
service to manual, look at the Dependencies tab (see Figure 4-4). This tab
shows you which other services depend upon the service you are considering
changing.
Keep in mind that services are necessary for the vast functionality you get with Windows XP. Change only those services that you understand and do not use. How you use your Windows XP computer should be the best guide in terms of optional startup services.
Tips:
You can live without the Indexing service but I suggest that you keep using System Restore. It works great when you are in a bind and this is one case where the loss of speed may not be worth the ramifications of not using System Restore. Speed Tips and Tricks for Windows XP Startup Aside from startup programs, services, and the Prefetch folder, there are a number of other startup procedures and issues you can modify to help Windows XP start faster. The following sections explore those tips and tricks. Manual IP Addressing on Small Office/Home Networks Windows XP is configured to help you take care of networking. It uses the TCP/IP protocol for networking in workgroups, or what you might call small office or home networks that do not use a dedicated server. The problem is that automatic IP addressing can be slow. When your computer boots, it has to query the network to see what IP addresses are already in use and then assign itself one. If you want to speed up the boot time a bit, consider manually assigning IP addresses to all computers on the network. This way, the network computers do not have to worry about locating an automatic IP address. Because one is manually configured, the operating system doesn't have to spend time solving this problem. This isn't a networking book, however, so I won't delve into the implications of using a manual IP address, but if you are using a computer that functions as a host computer to the Internet (using Internet Connection Sharing [ICS]), you can get into connectivity problems if you change the configuration of the IP address. However, you can still work around this problem by starting with the ICS host computer. Select Start/Connect To/Show All Connections. Right-click your network adapter card and click Properties. On the General tab, select TCP/IP in the list of services and click the Properties button. In the TCP/IP properties, you can see if you use an automatic or manual IP address. In the example in Figure 4-5, I have configured a manual IP address of 90.0.0.1 and a default subnet mask. The other computers on my office network each use a different IP address in the same class, such as 90.0.0.2, 90.0.0.3, 90.0.0.4, and so on. This way, each computer has a permanent IP address, which helps increase boot time. Note that if you change the IP addresses of your computers, they must all use the same subnet mask. A default subject mask of 255.255.255.0 will keep you in good shape. Make sure you understand the implications of changing IP addresses on your network. If you have no networking experience at all, you may be wiser to leave the automatic IP addressing as is and try to gain some speed using the additional suggestions in this chapter. Disabling Recent Documents History Windows XP includes a feature that keeps track of all recent documents you have opened or used. The idea is that you can select Start/Recent Documents History and quickly reopen any document you have recently used. I use many documents each day and never use the feature myself. In my opinion, I can keep up with what I want to use without Windows XP doing it for me. The bad thing about Recent Documents History is that Windows XP has to calculate what should be put there each time you boot Windows, which can slow things down. So, if you never use the Recent Documents History, it's a good idea to disable it. Here's how: 1. Open the Registry Editor (select Start/Run, type regedit, and click OK). 2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Mcft\Windows\ CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer. 3. Create a NoRecentDocsHistory D_WORD key. Double-click the value to open it once it is created. 4. Set the Data Value to 1 to enable the restriction. 5. Click OK and close the Registry Editor. You'll need to restart the computer for the change to take effect. Disabling the Boot Logo You can remove the boot logo that appears when you start Windows XP. This little tweak probably shaves only a few seconds off your boot time but seconds count if you are serious about trying to get Windows XP up and running as quickly as possible. The only negative is that if you remove the boot logo, you will also not see any boot messages, such as check disk. (But if you are not having problems with your computer, this isn't such a big deal.) To remove the boot logo, follow these steps: 1. Select Start/Run, type msconfig, and click OK. 2. In the System Configuration Utility, click the BOOT.INI tab. 3. On the BOOT.INI tab, click the NOGUIBOOT check box option. Click OK. Removing Unwanted Fonts One trick that increases your boot time a bit is to lose any fonts in the Fonts folder in Control Panel that you never use. The more fonts you have, the more processing Windows XP has to do to prep all of those fonts for use. You must be a bit careful here to not remove fonts that you might want, but there is a good chance that you can live without many of them. For instance, you may have foreign language fonts and other symbol fonts (such as Wingdings) that you never use. To delete unneeded fonts, follow these steps: 1. Open the Fonts folder in Control Panel. 2. Select Edit/Select All and then Edit/Copy. 3. Create a new folder on your desktop, open it, and select Edit/Paste. 4. In this new folder, delete any of the fonts you do not want. 5. Return to the Fonts folder in Control Panel. Right-click the selected fonts and click Delete. 6. Go back to your new desktop folder and click Edit/Select All. 7. Return to your Fonts folder and click Edit/Paste. You now have only the desired fonts in the Fonts folder. Tip: You can directly delete fonts from the Fonts folder without creating the secondary folder. However, I recommend the preceding steps to help ensure that you do not make a mistake in the deletion process. Stopping Remote Assistance and Remote Desktop Sharing In Windows XP Professional, you have two remote networking features called Remote Assistance and Remote Desktop Sharing. These remote networking features are very helpful in a variety of situations but if you don't use them, it is good idea to disable them to save boot time. You can always enable them later if you want to use them. Note: If you are interested in using Remote Desktop or Remote Assistance, see my book Windows XP for Power Users: Power Pack published by John Wiley & Sons. 1. Open the Start menu, right-click My Computer, and choose Properties. 2. Click the Remote Tab. 3. Clear both check boxes to disable Remote Assistance and Remote Desktop. Speeding Up the Dual-Boot Timeout If you dual-boot your computer with Windows XP and another operating system, you see an operating system selection menu on startup. If you typically boot into Windows XP and not the other operating system, you can speed up the dual-boot timeout value so that you do not wait so long for the boot process to select your default operating system and continue with the boot process. The default timeout value is 30 seconds but you can change this setting to 10. This gives you enough time to select the alternate operating system if you want but also speeds up the boot process. You can skip this section if you do not use a dual-boot configuration. Follow these steps: 1. Locate the boot.ini file on your computer. It is a hidden file by default; mine is located in C:\boot.ini. 2. Open the file with Notepad (which is what opens it by default). 3. Change the Timeout value to 10 (see Figure 4-11). 4. Select File/Save and close Notepad. Speeding Up Your PPPoE Connection If you use a Point-to-Point Protocol connection over Ethernet (PPPoE), you may notice a delay in using the PPPoE connection after startup. By default, there is a 120 second delay but you can stop this behavior by manually configuring an IP address for the network adapter card. If you do not use a PPPoE connection, you can skip this section. 1. Select Start/Connect to/Show All Connections. 2. Open the TCP/IP properties for your LAN network interface card. 3. Manually set the IP address on the TCP/IP properties to an appropriate IP address and subnet mask for your network. Reducing the Wait Time When you start to shut down Windows XP, it has to quit, or "kill," any live applications or processes that are currently running. So close all applications first. However, some applications and processes are always running in the background. You can reduce the amount of time that Windows XP waits for those applications and processes to close before Windows XP kills them. Edit three different Registry settings to change this: 1. Open the Registry Editor. 2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop. Select WaitToKillAppTimeout and set the value to 1000. 3. Select the HungAppTimeout value and set it to 1000 as well. 4 . Navigate to HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Control Panel\Desktop. Set the WaitToKillAppTimeout and set the value to 1000. Select the HungAppTimeout \newline value and set it to 1000 as well. 5. Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Contro l. Select the WaitToKillServiceTimeout value and set it to 1000. 6. Close the Registry Editor. Automatically Killing Tasks on Shutdown You know the drill. You start to shut down the computer, you wait a few moments, and then you see a dialog box asking if you want to kill an application or service that is running. Instead of prompting you, you can make Windows XP take care of the kill task automatically. Here's how: 1. Open the Registry Editor. 2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop. 3. Highlight the value AutoEndTasks and change the value to 1. 4. Close the Registry Editor. |
Here is a way on how to create a simple batch file virus
Write it in a notepad
Cycle a message in your friend's computer(code
is given below)
Type :
Code:
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN
Save it as
"Anything.BAT" and send it.
